What school would you like to go to after you graduate?:

Hard Knocks University

Hometown:

Los Angeles

Relationship Status:

Married

Favorite Book:

Atlas Shrugged

Why is it your favorite book:

It's long and has lots of hard words.

Who was your hero growing up and why? (Trust us, this will make a great College Essay):

Elmer Fudd

What is your favorite word?:

Prestidigitation

What is your least favorite word?:

Taxes

What inspires you creatively, spiritually or emotionally?:

Sex

What uninspires you?:

Sex

What sound or noise do you love?:

Silence

What sound or noise do you hate?:

Silence

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?:

Salmon or filet?

Favorite Music:

Rain on a tin roof.

Favorite TV Show:

Commercials

Website:

http://jhcprod.com