What school would you like to go to after you graduate?:

Villinova

What is your ideal job?:

White House Press Secretary

Hometown:

McConnelsville, Ohio

Relationship Status:

Single

Favorite Book:

The Illuminatus Trilogy

Why is it your favorite book:

Similar mentality.

Who was your hero growing up and why? (Trust us, this will make a great College Essay):

Jesus

What is your favorite word?:

Obey

What is your least favorite word?:

Republican

What inspires you creatively, spiritually or emotionally?:

LSD

What uninspires you?:

Ignorance

What sound or noise do you love?:

Laughter

What sound or noise do you hate?:

Gun shots

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?:

I'm sorry.

Favorite Music:

Bob Dylan, Frank Zappa, The Band, Cake, Tom Petty, early Black Sabbath, The Stones, and the Black Crowes.

Favorite TV Show:

The Andy Griffith Show